gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

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stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(via adream-withinadream)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via argentinestarbucks)

imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(via ulxtear)

postllimit:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

thbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

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the-sharpest-lies:

jaegen:

if you told a majority of tumblr that gullible was written on the celing they wouldnt even look up they would just believe you

and get upset about it

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

(via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

kyubox-incubox:

Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”

(via ulxtear)

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

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